But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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