You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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