so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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