come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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