I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
