Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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