she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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