Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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