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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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