this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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