So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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