I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
