she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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