no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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