I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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