yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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