You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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