Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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