Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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