I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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