Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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