Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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