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dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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