come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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