it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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