seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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