that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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