You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
and she was petting her beer can
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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