hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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