she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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