At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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