yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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