Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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