Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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