quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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