What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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