Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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