Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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