he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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