I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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