But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
we're so committed to being not committed
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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