no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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