.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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