Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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