We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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