Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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