After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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