Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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