you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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