just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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