There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you would pick up someone in the library
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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