Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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