I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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